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The SP 500 traded flat last year.
Uncertainty in the markets & the rise of high-frequency trading has made it especially difficult for retail investors to make a decent return.
In times like these, people often turn to stranger alternative investments to seek above-market returns.
Here are a few strange investments you might not be aware of.
1. Weather Derivatives
When you want to demonstrate to a friend at a cocktail party just how arcane & even hilarious the world of high finance has become, there’s no better product to bring up than the weather derivative. A futures contract is a derivative, & we can understand that there ought to be a market for pork bellies & lean hogs & the like because these are goods that have intrinsic value. Weather futures trade on goods that have no intrinsic value—but storms can certainly mess up a lot of things that do have intrinsic value, & that’s the point of a weather future.
Let’s say you are a large Greek shipping concern with dozens of massive freight ships all over the globe during the summer. Or an oil company with offshore rigs in the Gulf of Mexico. Insurance will offset some costs, yet a hedge on the weather can potentially put your company in a better financial position should the weather disrupt your business.
The CME Group, which issues a lot of weather products, says that one in three businesses in the world is affected directly by weather. It’s not just shipping concerns & heating fuel suppliers: sports teams & amusement parks do poorly when it rains, for example—even restaurants do.
2. Social Impact Bonds
Not too long ago, Goldman Sachs entered into an agreement with the New York City to provide financing for a youth counseling initiative to lower recidivism rates at Rikers Island, the city’s infamous jail. That’s a noble cause, & Goldman Sachs will be putting up the $9.6 million to fund the project out of its Community Reinvestment Act portfolio. Should the program succeed, & youth recidivism rates actually drop in New York City by 10 percent or more, Goldman will make its money back. If the rate drops by 20 percent, Goldman makes $2.1 million. And if it fails entirely? Goldman’s loan is mostly guaranteed by Bloomberg Philanthropies, owned by the same Bloomberg that runs the New York City.
Yes, the social impact bond is a satisfactory deal for Goldman Sachs, & in theory it’s satisfactory for New York City—provided it works. What’s $2.1 million over the course of a few years to actually lower youth recidivism rates?
3. Bowie Bonds
Goldman Sachs made headlines again this summer due to its involvement with Bob Dylan’s royalties. Recently, the investment bank was forced to go back to the drawing board to figure out a better way to reapportion the risk in a new bond it was issuing—a bond backed by expected royalties from Bob Dylan’s catalog.
Bond issues might seem to be directly at odds with Bob Dylan’s entire raison d’etre as an artist, yet that’s neither here nor there—and Dylan isn’t the only artist that has drawn this sort of investment in the first place. David Bowie was the first to have his royalties bundled up & securitized, & the product still bears his name to this day.
Who knows what the guidance is on these given that you can torrent both these legends’ entire catalogs in a matter of minutes, without giving a nickel to anyone, particularly not to bondholders.
4. Catastrophe Bonds
Catastrophe bonds are like weather futures’ much-less-fun cousin. They’re issued by insurance companies to assist them with cash flow in the event of some sort of awful…event. Like another Hurricane Katrina or a massive flood on the Mississippi or another Northridge quake—whatever. This stuff is tough to predict, even for insurance underwriters, & these bonds assist insurers make sure they can actually pay out their policies if & when that 100-year flood happens.
As long as no catastrophes occur, insurance companies continue to pay the coupon on their bond to investors—but when the levees break, they do so both literally & metaphorically. Investors lose their entire principal in this event, making catastrophe bonds a risky bet.
Thanks to the Internet, you can now play high-stakes poker, bet on football games using online bookies, & now, make investments in helping people refinance their debts. Using a Peer-to-Peer lending service like Lending Club or Prosper, you can invest small amounts of money (as little as $25) in tiny tranches of other people’s loans they’ve applied for on the site. The rate of the loan depends on the applicant’s credit history & other factors. Investors can create a risky basket of high-yielding risky $25 loans or a safer investment in people with pristine credit—it’s totally up to you.
Yields on the loans range from 12.9 percent all the way up to 27.9 percent, again depending on the borrower’s credit history. For borrowers, this is potentially cheaper than overdue credit-card debt. For investors, it can provide more robust returns than the stock market, provided you pick the right ones. If people default, it will bring your annual yield down considerably. Hey, at least you helped someone out, right?
If you were Goldman Sachs instead of Joe Schmoe Daytrader, you’d obtain your money back, somehow.
This story was originally published by U.S. News World Report.